1 00:00:05,881 --> 00:00:08,759 - Good evening. I'm Madelyn Hayes. - And I'm David Addison. 2 00:00:08,759 --> 00:00:11,803 You know, we have been so busy the past few months doing this show 3 00:00:11,803 --> 00:00:15,182 that there's been no time to thank all the people who keep writing in. 4 00:00:15,182 --> 00:00:16,767 Right. So first of all, thank you. 5 00:00:17,309 --> 00:00:18,977 Second of all, in most cases, there hasn't been 6 00:00:18,977 --> 00:00:21,271 a whole lot of time to write back, either. 7 00:00:21,271 --> 00:00:22,773 We feel badly about this. 8 00:00:22,773 --> 00:00:25,400 So we thought we'd take a few moments 9 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:28,946 at the start of the show to answer some of these letters. 10 00:00:28,946 --> 00:00:32,074 - Right-o. So who's gonna go first? - I don't know. 11 00:00:32,074 --> 00:00:34,284 Okay. I'll go first. 12 00:00:35,202 --> 00:00:38,330 "Dear David, I read somewhere 13 00:00:38,330 --> 00:00:41,375 that you and Maddie were going to kiss and have a big affair. 14 00:00:41,375 --> 00:00:43,001 Is this true? 15 00:00:43,001 --> 00:00:45,212 If it is, can you tell me so I can set my VCR? 16 00:00:45,212 --> 00:00:46,546 Signed, Sally Young." 17 00:00:47,798 --> 00:00:49,466 Well, Sally, uh... 18 00:00:51,218 --> 00:00:53,095 I don't know if it's true or not. 19 00:00:53,470 --> 00:00:55,681 Um, see, I'm a television character, 20 00:00:55,681 --> 00:00:57,891 and I only know what's gonna happen tonight. 21 00:00:57,891 --> 00:00:59,559 And I do know that we don't kiss tonight. 22 00:01:00,185 --> 00:01:02,646 Uh, as a matter of fact, I don't know when we're gonna kiss 23 00:01:02,646 --> 00:01:04,815 or if we're ever gonna kiss at all. Sorry. 24 00:01:05,566 --> 00:01:06,400 Maddie? 25 00:01:07,192 --> 00:01:09,236 "Dear Maddie, when are you going to 26 00:01:09,236 --> 00:01:11,280 smarten up and get it on with David? 27 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:12,739 M. Zimmerman." 28 00:01:13,115 --> 00:01:15,993 Well, M., I don't know. You said not tonight? 29 00:01:15,993 --> 00:01:19,288 Nope. Definitely not. I read the script. Not tonight. 30 00:01:19,288 --> 00:01:22,124 Well, there you go. Not tonight. David? 31 00:01:25,794 --> 00:01:27,546 "Dear Dave, 32 00:01:27,546 --> 00:01:29,464 you and Maddie seem so attracted to each other. 33 00:01:30,674 --> 00:01:34,219 My friends and I were wondering if she-- you and she were ever going to..." 34 00:01:35,345 --> 00:01:37,639 - I don't want to do this anymore. - You don't? 35 00:01:37,639 --> 00:01:39,474 No. I feel stupid. 36 00:01:39,474 --> 00:01:42,686 Look, I know we should kiss. You know we should kiss 37 00:01:42,686 --> 00:01:45,105 They know we should kiss. What are we waitin' for? 38 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:46,690 But it's not in the script. 39 00:01:50,736 --> 00:01:51,778 Come here. 40 00:01:59,077 --> 00:02:01,371 - What? - I don't know. 41 00:02:01,371 --> 00:02:03,665 - Something's wrong? - Well... 42 00:02:03,665 --> 00:02:06,960 - It isn't working for you, is it? - No. Quite frankly, it isn't. 43 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:11,006 It really isn't working for me, either. Can we kill the lights, please? 44 00:02:11,006 --> 00:02:12,674 Lights! 45 00:02:15,719 --> 00:02:19,097 David, I'm sorry, but this is not the way I imagined it. 46 00:02:19,097 --> 00:02:20,515 - It isn't? - It isn't. 47 00:02:20,891 --> 00:02:22,392 Oh. 48 00:02:22,392 --> 00:02:24,311 I always thought it would be 49 00:02:24,311 --> 00:02:26,438 at the end of the show. You know. 50 00:02:27,356 --> 00:02:30,692 And that there'd be romantic lighting and music. 51 00:02:30,692 --> 00:02:33,528 Really? - I mean, this is not the way I imagined it. 52 00:02:33,528 --> 00:02:36,448 It's not the way they imagined it. Is this the way you imagined it? 53 00:02:36,448 --> 00:02:39,576 Well, I'm just not as fussy as you are about these things. 54 00:02:40,118 --> 00:02:41,411 Lights. Lights! 55 00:02:41,411 --> 00:02:43,246 David, I'm sorry. 56 00:02:43,246 --> 00:02:45,749 I-- I would just feel more comfortable if we waited. 57 00:02:45,749 --> 00:02:47,376 Waited? 58 00:02:47,376 --> 00:02:49,795 - How long? - I don't know how long. 59 00:02:49,795 --> 00:02:52,089 Maybe this season. Maybe next. 60 00:02:52,089 --> 00:02:53,090 Next! 61 00:02:54,216 --> 00:02:55,842 I don't want to be rushed. 62 00:02:56,551 --> 00:02:58,762 Keep those cards and letters comin', folks. 63 00:02:59,971 --> 00:03:04,226 ♪ Some walk by night ♪ 64 00:03:04,226 --> 00:03:09,398 ♪ Some fly by day ♪ 65 00:03:09,398 --> 00:03:13,402 ♪ Nothing could change you ♪ 66 00:03:13,402 --> 00:03:18,156 ♪ Set and sure of the way ♪ 67 00:03:18,156 --> 00:03:23,078 ♪ There is the sun and moon ♪ 68 00:03:23,078 --> 00:03:28,083 ♪ They sing their own sweet tune ♪ 69 00:03:28,083 --> 00:03:32,712 ♪ Watch them when dawn is due ♪ 70 00:03:32,712 --> 00:03:37,592 ♪ Sharing one space ♪ 71 00:03:37,592 --> 00:03:42,097 ♪ We'll walk by night, babe ♪ 72 00:03:42,097 --> 00:03:46,768 ♪ We'll fly by day ♪ 73 00:03:46,768 --> 00:03:51,106 ♪ Moonlighting strangers ♪ 74 00:03:51,106 --> 00:03:56,653 ♪ Who just met on the way ♪ 75 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:25,325 Someone's coming! 76 00:05:33,959 --> 00:05:37,295 ♪ Hi, everybody, I'm Archie Bell and The Drells ♪ 77 00:05:37,295 --> 00:05:40,423 ♪ Of Houston, Texas, and we not only sing ♪ 78 00:05:40,423 --> 00:05:42,842 ♪ But we dance just as good as we walk-- unh! ♪ 79 00:05:42,842 --> 00:05:44,970 ♪ And in Houston, we just thought of a new dance ♪ 80 00:05:44,970 --> 00:05:46,972 ♪ Called the "Tighten Up"-- unh! ♪ 81 00:05:46,972 --> 00:05:49,349 ♪ This is the music we tighten up with-- unh! ♪ 82 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:52,978 ♪ Tighten up now-- ooh, but don't you get too tight ♪ 83 00:05:52,978 --> 00:05:55,021 ♪ Tighten up now ♪ 84 00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:56,773 ♪ But don't you get too tight ♪ 85 00:05:58,567 --> 00:06:01,361 Oops. Sorry. I must be in the wrong-- Mr. Addison? 86 00:06:03,655 --> 00:06:05,115 Miss DiPesto? 87 00:06:05,115 --> 00:06:06,533 Wow. 88 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:08,785 Is that really you, Mr. Addison? 89 00:06:09,828 --> 00:06:12,122 That's not necessary, Agnes. I'm off duty. 90 00:06:12,122 --> 00:06:14,791 Mr. Addison, I had no idea. 91 00:06:14,791 --> 00:06:16,501 We've known that for a while now, Miss DiPesto. 92 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:19,337 - Miss Hayes in her office? - Want me to buzz her? 93 00:06:19,337 --> 00:06:22,007 If anybody's gonna buzz Miss Hayes, it's gonna be me. 94 00:06:22,007 --> 00:06:24,718 ♪ Now make it mellow, wah, nah, nah ♪ 95 00:06:26,845 --> 00:06:28,305 Please rise. 96 00:06:29,556 --> 00:06:31,391 Worked pretty good. 97 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:33,602 Let's all turn the hymnals to page 138, 98 00:06:33,602 --> 00:06:36,688 a little tune God wrote called Louie Louie. 99 00:06:36,688 --> 00:06:39,065 - My God. - Look again, my dear. 100 00:06:39,065 --> 00:06:41,276 Perhaps you are a trifle confused. 101 00:06:41,276 --> 00:06:43,737 - David, what happened to you? - Solved the Pagano divorce case. 102 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:45,780 - That's what happened to me. - My goodness. 103 00:06:45,780 --> 00:06:48,116 - You catch him in the act? - Better. Got his confession 104 00:06:48,116 --> 00:06:49,743 in confession. And let me tell you something. 105 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:51,661 We're talking 100-Hail-Mary material here. 106 00:06:51,661 --> 00:06:53,788 This guy was doin' more bangin' than a screen door in a cyclone. 107 00:06:53,788 --> 00:06:55,790 Looks like he did a little banging on you. 108 00:06:55,790 --> 00:06:57,917 This? This is nothing. Just a product 109 00:06:57,917 --> 00:07:00,462 of a little discussion over confessor-confessee privilege. 110 00:07:00,462 --> 00:07:04,090 Terrific! You're gonna look terrific when my mother and father get here. 111 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:05,925 I told the guy you'd be upset. 112 00:07:07,510 --> 00:07:10,221 Do I detect a small case of nerves here? 113 00:07:10,221 --> 00:07:12,515 - No. - How about a six-pack? 114 00:07:12,515 --> 00:07:14,809 Don't be silly. They're my parents. I've known them for 30 years. 115 00:07:14,809 --> 00:07:16,519 - And then some. - And then some. Here. 116 00:07:16,519 --> 00:07:18,521 - A wet rag. How you. - Cute. 117 00:07:18,521 --> 00:07:20,774 - Call me David. - Do us both a favor and put that 118 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:22,150 - over your face, will ya? - Will it help? 119 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:23,610 - It'll help me. - So? 120 00:07:23,610 --> 00:07:25,070 Listen. 121 00:07:25,070 --> 00:07:26,905 I'm all ears. Well, not all ears. 122 00:07:26,905 --> 00:07:29,157 Can we not do this while my parents are here? 123 00:07:29,157 --> 00:07:30,742 - This? - This! 124 00:07:30,742 --> 00:07:32,827 This! This thing we do, you and I. 125 00:07:32,827 --> 00:07:35,664 Conversational Harry Caray. I'd like to spare them that. 126 00:07:36,581 --> 00:07:38,958 - You are nervous. - Not nervous. 127 00:07:38,958 --> 00:07:41,336 I'm anxious. They're my parents. 128 00:07:41,336 --> 00:07:42,962 - You know about parents. - Not me. 129 00:07:42,962 --> 00:07:44,964 I was raised in the woods by wolves 'til I was 12. 130 00:07:44,964 --> 00:07:47,342 Rescued by an ugly missionary woman who found me buck naked. 131 00:07:47,342 --> 00:07:49,886 I told her I wouldn't go with her unless she put some clothes on. 132 00:07:50,762 --> 00:07:53,264 This isn't the kind of thing you meant when you said, "let's not," is it? 133 00:07:55,433 --> 00:07:58,436 Maddie, don't worry. I'm not gonna embarrass you. 134 00:07:58,436 --> 00:08:00,980 - You leaving town? - I'm leaving your office. 135 00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:04,025 That's a start. I don't suppose you brought another suit. 136 00:08:04,025 --> 00:08:05,777 Absolutely. It's in the Court of Appeals. My lawyer thinks 137 00:08:05,777 --> 00:08:08,154 - we can sew it up there. Go, "ba dum-bump." - Ba dum-- 138 00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:11,658 - Father! - Father? 139 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:13,076 Father. No, Father. 140 00:08:13,076 --> 00:08:14,327 Mother! 141 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:16,329 Maddie, Maddie. 142 00:08:18,081 --> 00:08:20,291 I guess somebody didn't buy your sermon, padre. 143 00:08:20,291 --> 00:08:23,128 Well, Mom, Dad, this is, uh, David. David Addison. 144 00:08:23,128 --> 00:08:25,296 - The man who works with me. - You work with a priest? 145 00:08:25,296 --> 00:08:28,341 No, he's not a priest, Daddy. That's a disguise. 146 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:30,844 - Mom, did you meet David? - Mr. Addison. 147 00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:33,221 Well, I-- I've heard a great deal about you. 148 00:08:33,221 --> 00:08:35,056 It's so nice to finally meet you. 149 00:08:35,056 --> 00:08:36,641 It's nice to finally be met. 150 00:08:38,435 --> 00:08:39,936 Uh, where'd you get the shiner? 151 00:08:39,936 --> 00:08:41,813 It's a long story, Daddy. 152 00:08:41,813 --> 00:08:43,398 A long, ugly story. 153 00:08:43,398 --> 00:08:45,442 Nonsense. Look, why don't you and your mother 154 00:08:45,442 --> 00:08:47,652 get reacquainted, and Mr. Addison will show me around? 155 00:08:47,652 --> 00:08:49,362 Uh, you have a liquor cabinet in your office, son? 156 00:08:49,904 --> 00:08:51,906 - I don't know. Do I? - You do. 157 00:08:51,906 --> 00:08:53,450 But there's only one scotch in it. 158 00:08:53,450 --> 00:08:56,077 Well. 159 00:08:59,706 --> 00:09:01,666 Well, would you like to see my office? 160 00:09:01,666 --> 00:09:03,418 - I'd love to. - All right. 161 00:09:08,465 --> 00:09:10,675 Oh, my goodness. 162 00:09:11,301 --> 00:09:12,427 What do you think? 163 00:09:14,137 --> 00:09:16,765 This almost makes up for no grandchildren yet. 164 00:09:16,765 --> 00:09:18,850 That's what I think. 165 00:09:18,850 --> 00:09:20,810 I'm proud of you, Mom. You were here almost three minutes 166 00:09:20,810 --> 00:09:23,104 before you said that. 167 00:09:23,104 --> 00:09:24,939 Do all those people work for you? 168 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:29,068 "Work" is a highly subjective phrase. 169 00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:33,448 So, tell me about this wedding you're here for. 170 00:09:33,448 --> 00:09:37,702 Oh, some, uh, man in your father's office, and a... 171 00:09:37,702 --> 00:09:41,664 stewardess, I think. And she-- she lives out here, and, uh... 172 00:09:41,664 --> 00:09:45,043 well, any excuse to get out of Chicago in the winter. 173 00:09:45,043 --> 00:09:46,878 Dad looks great. 174 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:49,672 Yes, he does, doesn't he? 175 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:53,927 Mom. 176 00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:55,220 Is something wrong? 177 00:09:55,220 --> 00:09:56,679 I'll be all right. 178 00:09:57,555 --> 00:09:59,891 I'm just so happy to see you again. 179 00:09:59,891 --> 00:10:02,894 Oh. Oh, I'm so happy to see you. 180 00:10:05,980 --> 00:10:08,149 What is it, Mom? Is something the matter? 181 00:10:08,149 --> 00:10:10,360 No, no. I'll be all right in a minute. 182 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:11,903 You're not sick, are you? 183 00:10:11,903 --> 00:10:14,739 Oh, no. No, no. I'll be all right. 184 00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:17,283 - Do you want me to get Dad? - No. 185 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:19,994 No. I'm, uh... 186 00:10:19,994 --> 00:10:21,871 I'm feeling better now, really. 187 00:10:21,871 --> 00:10:24,249 Uh, is there something you'd like to talk about? 188 00:10:24,249 --> 00:10:27,252 No, I-- I keep these with me all the time now. 189 00:10:27,252 --> 00:10:30,255 Sometimes I just lose control of myself. Isn't that foolish? 190 00:10:35,009 --> 00:10:36,094 Mom, what's wrong? 191 00:10:36,094 --> 00:10:37,720 Wrong? Nothing's wrong. 192 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:38,930 Something with Dad? 193 00:10:38,930 --> 00:10:40,431 I don't know. 194 00:10:40,431 --> 00:10:41,850 I wouldn't know. 195 00:10:41,850 --> 00:10:44,894 We don't talk very much anymore. 196 00:10:44,894 --> 00:10:46,855 I don't believe that. 197 00:10:46,855 --> 00:10:49,607 Well, I guess he figures I know everything I need to know. 198 00:10:49,607 --> 00:10:52,068 And, uh, the things I don't know... 199 00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:54,779 well, those aren't things he wants to discuss anyway. 200 00:10:54,779 --> 00:10:58,783 - What does that mean? - Well, he's been working late. A lot. 201 00:10:58,783 --> 00:11:01,911 - He's always worked late. - Well, he's preoccupied all the time. 202 00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:04,330 He's always been preoccupied all the time. 203 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:06,040 I think there's a woman at the office. 204 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:09,919 Dad? 205 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:13,756 I think she even followed us down here to go to this wedding. 206 00:11:18,386 --> 00:11:20,805 I don't believe I just said that. 207 00:11:23,141 --> 00:11:25,518 I don't believe you just said that, Mom. Do you know how ridiculous-- 208 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:27,353 I wish I could get that last minute back. 209 00:11:28,146 --> 00:11:30,356 It doesn't bother me. 210 00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:31,774 It really doesn't. 211 00:11:33,735 --> 00:11:35,069 It doesn't. 212 00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:39,657 Would you look at that? 213 00:11:39,657 --> 00:11:41,910 When she was 16 years of age, cursing at her mother like a sailor, 214 00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:44,454 you would never have believed that you'd see a clinch like that. 215 00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:46,789 Honey, have you looked at the time? 216 00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:49,208 We've hardly had a chance to talk. 217 00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:51,628 Talk later. We have a wedding to dress for. 218 00:11:52,295 --> 00:11:54,422 Look, how about dinner tomorrow night at the hotel, huh? 219 00:11:54,422 --> 00:11:56,507 The padre here can come along too. What do you say? 220 00:11:57,926 --> 00:11:59,385 Great. 221 00:12:03,806 --> 00:12:05,350 Well, I think that went pretty well. 222 00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:08,853 I think maybe we're gonna get that account 223 00:12:11,314 --> 00:12:13,316 Try and contain your excitement, Miss Hayes. 224 00:12:13,316 --> 00:12:15,693 - I don't want that account. - You don't want that account. 225 00:12:15,693 --> 00:12:17,862 I don't want that account. I have no interest in doing employee checks 226 00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:19,030 for a chain of gun and ammo stores. 227 00:12:19,030 --> 00:12:20,448 But Mr. Montezuma loves you. 228 00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:21,658 Particularly a chain called 229 00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:23,076 Montezuma's Revenge. 230 00:12:27,038 --> 00:12:29,832 - I'm sorry. - That's all right. Just figured it must be your day of the week. 231 00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:31,751 - I've got a problem. - Don't look at me. 232 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,795 - I wasn't even in town that month. - It's my mother. 233 00:12:33,795 --> 00:12:35,797 - Really? She doesn't seem the type. - David, I'm serious. 234 00:12:35,797 --> 00:12:38,633 - I'm worried about my mother. - Who, by the way, is okay. 235 00:12:38,633 --> 00:12:41,552 - No, she's not. - Well, like I always say, if you can't agree, disagree. 236 00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:43,346 She's really worried about something. 237 00:12:43,346 --> 00:12:44,889 All right. Tell her I'm married. 238 00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:46,599 And what's so sad is that I know 239 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,059 the thing she's worried about isn't even true. 240 00:12:48,059 --> 00:12:49,936 - Isn't even true. - Isn't even true. 241 00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:51,771 Well, it seems silly for your mother to be upset 242 00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,564 - about something that isn't even true. - True. 243 00:12:55,525 --> 00:12:57,902 - David, you've just given me an idea! - I have? 244 00:12:57,902 --> 00:13:00,405 - You have. I'm gonna prove to my mother she's wrong. - Wrong? 245 00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:01,864 - Wrong. - Right. 246 00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:03,825 I'm gonna make this our next case. 247 00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:06,202 I'm gonna prove to my mother, beyond a shadow of a doubt, 248 00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:08,746 that the supposition she's proposing is absurd and not worth supposing. 249 00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:10,748 - Not worth supposing? - Not worth supposing. 250 00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:15,294 - This supposition that she's proposing. - Yes? 251 00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:16,754 Do you think you could do a little disclosing? 252 00:13:16,754 --> 00:13:18,464 - Disclosing? - Disclosing. 253 00:13:20,591 --> 00:13:23,011 Maddie, just what is it your mother's upset about? 254 00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:31,060 Well? 255 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:32,854 Well... 256 00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:39,235 In some ways, it's so... 257 00:13:39,777 --> 00:13:41,237 silly. 258 00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:43,031 You met my father. 259 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:48,036 My mother thinks he's having an affair. 260 00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:49,954 - I'm sorry. - For what? 261 00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:51,497 - I don't know. - There's nothing to be sorry about. 262 00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:53,541 You're right. Hooray for your father. 263 00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:56,085 - He's having an affair. - No, he's not. 264 00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:58,921 Right. Then I'm not sorry... I think. 265 00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:01,257 What are you sorry about? There's nothing to be sorry about. 266 00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:03,092 My father is not having an affair. 267 00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:05,094 Okay. Fine. 268 00:14:05,094 --> 00:14:07,513 - You know that? - What do you mean, "Do I know that"? 269 00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:08,931 I know my father. 270 00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:11,309 Okay. You know your father. 271 00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:13,061 But do you know your mother's husband? 272 00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:15,021 What are you suggesting? 273 00:14:16,147 --> 00:14:18,900 I am suggesting that this is a very delicate 274 00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:20,902 and very private matter. 275 00:14:20,902 --> 00:14:23,279 Take it from me, Father David, the confession king. 276 00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:25,948 David, take it from me. My father adores my mother 277 00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:28,910 - and would never do anything to hurt her. - You know that? 278 00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:32,789 I know that. The only one who doesn't know it is my mother, and I'm gonna prove it to her. 279 00:14:32,789 --> 00:14:34,582 What do you mean, you're gonna prove it to her? 280 00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:36,542 I'm going to conduct an investigation of my father 281 00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:39,378 and prove that he is a faithful and loyal husband. 282 00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:42,131 And how are you gonna do that? 283 00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:44,801 The same way you did with the Pagano case. I'll follow him. 284 00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:47,678 You're gonna follow your own father? Yuck! 285 00:14:47,678 --> 00:14:49,097 What do you mean, "yuck"? 286 00:14:49,097 --> 00:14:50,598 I mean, yuck, you can't do that. 287 00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:53,184 - Why? - Why? Why? 288 00:14:53,184 --> 00:14:55,645 I don't know why. It's weird. It's--it's Oedipal. 289 00:14:55,645 --> 00:14:58,189 - It can't be Oedipal. I'm a girl. - All right. Then it's Oedip-i. 290 00:14:58,189 --> 00:15:00,650 Look. It's--it's strange. 291 00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:03,236 What if you're wrong? What if you see something? 292 00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:05,738 It could scar your psyche for life. A scarred psyche is 293 00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:07,698 like a used Pinto. There's nothing you can do with it. 294 00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:10,118 David, get out of my way. This is something I have to do. 295 00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:12,829 - Why? - Why? If you could have seen the pain on my mother's face. 296 00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:16,040 That doesn't mean you have to do it. Hire somebody. Hell, let me do it. 297 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:19,127 - You? - Allow me to introduce myself. I'm David Addison. 298 00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:21,003 I'd like to be your detective. 299 00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:23,297 Well, I mean, it's a personal thing. 300 00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:25,299 It's not like you're sending me out to buy your underwear. 301 00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:27,218 I do this for a living. 302 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,388 Well... 303 00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:33,766 That's nice of you. 304 00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:35,560 I have my moments. 305 00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:38,771 So? 306 00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:41,983 - Do you have a preference on the pictures? - Excuse me? 307 00:15:41,983 --> 00:15:44,402 Color, black and white, smooth, satin finish? 308 00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:49,073 You just couldn't let it be nice, could you? 309 00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:50,449 What can I say? 310 00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:52,034 In English, not much. 311 00:15:54,245 --> 00:15:55,663 You're still welcome. 312 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,501 You're still thanked. 313 00:16:37,622 --> 00:16:39,665 And they're off! 314 00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:54,931 THE TEMPTATIONS ♪ Papa was a rolling stone ♪ 315 00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:57,016 Come on, Mr. Hayes, let's see what you're made of. 316 00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,809 ♪ Wherever he laid his hat-- ♪ 317 00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:07,193 ♪ Wherever he laid his hat was his home... ♪ 318 00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:14,700 ♪ And when he died ♪ 319 00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:18,955 ♪ All he left us was alone ♪ 320 00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:10,775 Hey, my man, give me that paper, will ya? 321 00:19:10,775 --> 00:19:11,942 Here. 322 00:19:12,443 --> 00:19:13,319 Thanks. 323 00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:34,715 ♪ Papa was a rolling stone, for sure ♪ 324 00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:38,177 ♪ Wherever he laid his hat was his home ♪ 325 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:40,680 ♪ And when he died ♪ 326 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:44,266 ♪ All he left us was alone ♪ 327 00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:49,647 ♪ Hey, Papa was a rolling stone ♪ 328 00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:51,565 ♪ Dadgum it ♪ 329 00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:54,568 ♪ Wherever he laid his hat was his home ♪ 330 00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:56,654 ♪ And when he died ♪ 331 00:19:56,654 --> 00:20:00,408 ♪ All he left us was alone ♪ 332 00:20:05,996 --> 00:20:08,457 Excuse me. Hi. Um, a friend of mine and I 333 00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:11,293 are here for a business meeting. He just came over and asked you for a room number. 334 00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:14,797 Well, we went over to the elevators, and I-- I guess I wasn't paying attention. 335 00:20:14,797 --> 00:20:17,883 'Cause all the sudden, the doors closed, and I was on one side, and he was on the other. 336 00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:20,386 And all I know is the room is on the fourth floor. 337 00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:22,930 We do not give out the room numbers of registered guests. 338 00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:25,349 No, no, no. This guy's not a hotel guest. 339 00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:27,935 About six feet tall, gray hair, went right from here to the flower shop. 340 00:20:28,853 --> 00:20:31,522 Mr. Hayes is a registered guest in our hotel. 341 00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:34,984 But if you wish to speak to him, you'll have to use the house phones. 342 00:20:36,193 --> 00:20:38,571 ♪ Papa was a rolling stone ♪ 343 00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:40,656 ♪ Well, well, well, well ♪ 344 00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:43,409 ♪ Wherever he laid his hat was his home ♪ 345 00:20:44,869 --> 00:20:46,871 Alexander Hayes' room, please. 346 00:20:48,122 --> 00:20:49,415 Hello? 347 00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:51,959 Who is this? 348 00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:53,669 Well, this is, um... 349 00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:56,338 This is the hotel garage. Uh... 350 00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:58,716 Do you drive a late-model Mercedes, Mr. Hayes? 351 00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:01,510 This is Alexander Hayes, right? 352 00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,263 Can I have your room number, please? 353 00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:07,057 Okay, okay. All right. 354 00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:10,269 Uh, I'm afraid I got some pretty bad news for you, Mr. Hayes. 355 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:13,272 Oh, no. Don't-- don't panic. No, nothing to panic about. 356 00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:15,983 After all, the hotel assumes full responsibility. 357 00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:19,403 I mean, hey, we're the ones that smashed it into the garage wall, right? 358 00:21:20,029 --> 00:21:22,740 Whoa, whoa, whoa, woo-hoo, calm you. Calm you, Mr. Hayes. 359 00:21:22,740 --> 00:21:24,867 I don't have to listen to language like this, see? 360 00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:28,704 Okay. Okay, fine. You come down here. 361 00:21:28,704 --> 00:21:31,415 Easy now! You don't even know my mother. 362 00:21:31,999 --> 00:21:33,542 Okay, good. 363 00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:35,377 Good, man. I'll be waiting for you, okay? 364 00:21:38,255 --> 00:21:41,050 ♪ Papa was a rolling stone ♪ 365 00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:45,888 ♪ Wherever he laid his hat was his home ♪ 366 00:21:46,180 --> 00:21:48,307 ♪ And when he died ♪ 367 00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:51,977 ♪ All he left us was alone ♪ 368 00:22:05,866 --> 00:22:07,117 Yes? 369 00:22:08,035 --> 00:22:09,411 I, uh... 370 00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:12,331 I thought a friend of mine was staying here. 371 00:22:12,790 --> 00:22:13,958 Bad joke. 372 00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:15,584 Bad joke. 373 00:23:15,811 --> 00:23:17,313 9:20. 374 00:23:17,313 --> 00:23:18,606 Early day. 375 00:23:19,773 --> 00:23:21,900 I waited for you as long as I could. 376 00:23:21,900 --> 00:23:23,152 Did you miss me? 377 00:23:23,152 --> 00:23:25,321 Sure. Your name again? 378 00:23:30,618 --> 00:23:32,828 - So? - So? 379 00:23:32,828 --> 00:23:34,413 So say something. 380 00:23:35,873 --> 00:23:37,333 Well... 381 00:23:38,375 --> 00:23:41,420 I think your father is a really good guy, you know? 382 00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:42,713 What does that mean? 383 00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:47,092 It means I think your father's a good man. 384 00:23:47,843 --> 00:23:49,386 And what does that mean? 385 00:23:51,347 --> 00:23:53,140 It means what it means. 386 00:23:56,226 --> 00:24:00,314 Look me in the eye and tell me you followed my father all day. 387 00:24:01,565 --> 00:24:03,108 I did it, Maddie. 388 00:24:03,609 --> 00:24:04,818 And? 389 00:24:06,695 --> 00:24:08,530 I'm sorry. 390 00:24:38,185 --> 00:24:39,687 Wooden nickel for your thoughts. 391 00:24:41,563 --> 00:24:44,024 Oh, you're right. 392 00:24:44,024 --> 00:24:46,360 Wooden nickel ain't worth what it used to be anyway. 393 00:24:47,111 --> 00:24:49,279 Which reminds me. You ever hear the one about 394 00:24:49,279 --> 00:24:51,532 the prospector, the buffalo, and the Indian? 395 00:24:53,575 --> 00:24:54,702 You want to hear about it? 396 00:25:01,792 --> 00:25:03,419 You know, I never should have told you. 397 00:25:04,044 --> 00:25:05,879 - David... - Hayes speaks! 398 00:25:05,879 --> 00:25:08,674 I just found out my father is cheating on my mother. 399 00:25:08,674 --> 00:25:10,467 - How would you have me act? - I don't know. 400 00:25:10,467 --> 00:25:12,136 Not like this. Not like the world is ending. 401 00:25:12,136 --> 00:25:14,430 - But it is for her. - No. Not yet. 402 00:25:14,430 --> 00:25:16,306 She only suspects. She doesn't know. 403 00:25:16,306 --> 00:25:17,891 Yes, but I have to tell her. 404 00:25:17,891 --> 00:25:19,935 - You what? - I have to tell her. 405 00:25:19,935 --> 00:25:21,520 - Why? - Why what? 406 00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:22,730 Why do you have to tell her? 407 00:25:22,730 --> 00:25:23,939 - Why? - Why! 408 00:25:23,939 --> 00:25:25,899 Because I'm her daughter. 409 00:25:25,899 --> 00:25:27,359 Because... 410 00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:28,694 it's the truth. 411 00:25:28,694 --> 00:25:30,320 Because she's in pain. 412 00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:32,239 Ah, I see. 413 00:25:32,239 --> 00:25:34,366 And you telling her the truth is gonna put her out of this pain. 414 00:25:34,366 --> 00:25:35,951 I don't remember opening up this discussion. 415 00:25:35,951 --> 00:25:37,411 Just answer the question. 416 00:25:37,411 --> 00:25:39,038 David, what would you have me do? 417 00:25:43,125 --> 00:25:44,877 - Don't tell her. - Just don't tell her. 418 00:25:44,877 --> 00:25:46,128 Just don't tell her. 419 00:25:49,798 --> 00:25:51,216 I can't do that. 420 00:25:51,216 --> 00:25:53,260 - That's lying. - You're kidding! 421 00:25:53,260 --> 00:25:55,721 I mean it, David. I can't do that. That's lying. 422 00:25:55,721 --> 00:25:57,556 What do you mean, you can't lie? 423 00:25:57,556 --> 00:25:59,975 Everybody can lie. It's one of those involuntary 424 00:25:59,975 --> 00:26:02,644 functions of mammals. Like breathing. 425 00:26:02,644 --> 00:26:05,981 Eating ice cream out of the container. Reading in the bathroom. 426 00:26:05,981 --> 00:26:08,650 - Be that as it may, I do not lie. - Oh, no? 427 00:26:08,650 --> 00:26:11,278 You come to work in the morning, somebody asks you, "How you doin' today?" 428 00:26:11,278 --> 00:26:13,155 What do you say? Do you say, "I'd rather be home 429 00:26:13,155 --> 00:26:15,199 watching Lucy eatin' a five-pound bag of Oreos"? 430 00:26:15,199 --> 00:26:17,701 No. You say, "Fine. How are you doing?" 431 00:26:17,701 --> 00:26:19,495 And what do they say? Do they start telling you 432 00:26:19,495 --> 00:26:21,246 about the barium x-ray they had yesterday? 433 00:26:21,246 --> 00:26:24,124 No. They say, "Fine." And life goes on as usual. 434 00:26:24,124 --> 00:26:26,126 Everybody is happy as a potato in gravy. 435 00:26:26,126 --> 00:26:28,003 But that's just being polite. 436 00:26:28,003 --> 00:26:30,881 That's lying, baby. Big "F," small "I," little "B." 437 00:26:30,881 --> 00:26:33,842 It's Pinocchio's nose time. It's all lies, Maddie. 438 00:26:33,842 --> 00:26:37,387 Good lies, bad lies, the little lies we tell each other to make it through the day. 439 00:26:37,387 --> 00:26:39,431 The turkey tastes great, Aunt Sophie. 440 00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:41,892 Your hair looks beautiful today, Cousin Suzette. 441 00:26:41,892 --> 00:26:44,978 The factory just isn't the same without you, Cousin Eddie! 442 00:26:44,978 --> 00:26:48,857 Maddie, do me a favor. When you see your mother tonight, lie. 443 00:26:48,857 --> 00:26:50,400 - I can't. - You can't? 444 00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:51,902 You got a mouth. You got a tongue. 445 00:26:51,902 --> 00:26:53,070 What do you think they're there for? 446 00:26:54,196 --> 00:26:57,157 - Besides that, I mean. - It's not your mother. You don't understand. 447 00:26:57,157 --> 00:26:58,617 - I don't understand? - You don't understand. 448 00:26:58,617 --> 00:26:59,660 - Good. - Good. 449 00:27:08,210 --> 00:27:10,003 Yow. Look at this place. 450 00:27:10,838 --> 00:27:13,340 - I bet even the roaches wear tuxedos. - David, I feel ill. 451 00:27:13,340 --> 00:27:15,467 - That was a joke. That was-- - No. No. I mean, I can't go through with this. 452 00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:18,011 - Great. Let's get outta here. - We can't. I can't. 453 00:27:18,011 --> 00:27:21,515 - We have to go through with it. - Okay. Your wish is my demand. 454 00:27:26,270 --> 00:27:28,814 Well, we were beginning to wonder if you two would ever show up. 455 00:27:28,814 --> 00:27:31,066 Are you kidding? I wouldn't miss this for all the money in the world. 456 00:27:34,862 --> 00:27:35,904 Hello, Maddie. 457 00:27:36,697 --> 00:27:38,198 Mom, how are you? 458 00:27:38,198 --> 00:27:40,284 Well, I'm fine, Maddie. 459 00:27:40,284 --> 00:27:41,451 I'm just fine. 460 00:27:42,035 --> 00:27:43,662 She's fine, Maddie. 461 00:27:43,662 --> 00:27:44,788 Just fine. 462 00:27:48,375 --> 00:27:50,252 Somebody die that I don't know anything about? 463 00:27:56,341 --> 00:27:59,011 Well, are you proud to be in the presence of two such beautiful women? 464 00:27:59,011 --> 00:28:00,512 Absolutely. 465 00:28:00,512 --> 00:28:02,306 Really, Alex. 466 00:28:02,306 --> 00:28:03,640 Really. 467 00:28:04,308 --> 00:28:07,978 As a matter of fact, I've been waiting for this moment to... 468 00:28:07,978 --> 00:28:09,396 spring a little surprise on you. 469 00:28:11,064 --> 00:28:14,401 I know our anniversary isn't for another month, but, uh... 470 00:28:24,703 --> 00:28:27,205 Oh, Alexander. 471 00:28:28,373 --> 00:28:30,542 Well, isn't it beautiful? 472 00:28:32,377 --> 00:28:34,630 Well, thank you, dear. 473 00:28:34,630 --> 00:28:36,632 I saw it in a store window. 474 00:28:36,632 --> 00:28:38,175 It just sort of... 475 00:28:38,175 --> 00:28:39,343 called your name. 476 00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:51,939 Maddie, will you put it on for me? 477 00:28:53,231 --> 00:28:54,316 It's very beautiful, Ms. Hayes. 478 00:29:01,990 --> 00:29:04,201 I need a drink. Does anybody else need a drink? 479 00:29:04,201 --> 00:29:06,286 I know I do. 480 00:29:06,286 --> 00:29:09,081 Well, I have a better suggestion. I think champagne is appropriate. 481 00:29:10,707 --> 00:29:13,251 We can celebrate Maddie's success. 482 00:29:15,379 --> 00:29:16,421 Our happiness. 483 00:29:19,716 --> 00:29:22,010 Oh, and the padre's shiner. 484 00:29:22,010 --> 00:29:25,055 Really, Daddy, I don't think champagne is necessary. 485 00:29:25,055 --> 00:29:27,516 Nonsense. Family doesn't get together every day. 486 00:29:27,516 --> 00:29:29,977 Yes, sir? - Uh, bring me a bottle of your finest champagne, please. 487 00:29:29,977 --> 00:29:31,061 Very good, sir. 488 00:29:40,737 --> 00:29:42,197 All right, everyone. Raise 'em up. 489 00:29:44,616 --> 00:29:46,034 To my wife. 490 00:29:47,077 --> 00:29:49,121 I hope that somebody I can come to deserve 491 00:29:49,121 --> 00:29:51,164 the love she's given me all of these years. 492 00:29:55,002 --> 00:29:57,295 To my daughter and her partner. 493 00:29:57,921 --> 00:30:01,466 May they flourish in their pursuit of truth and justice. 494 00:30:01,466 --> 00:30:02,676 Here, here. 495 00:30:08,432 --> 00:30:10,726 So, what, uh... 496 00:30:10,726 --> 00:30:13,812 lying, cheating rapscallion are you following now? 497 00:30:16,398 --> 00:30:18,692 You can dress her up, but you can't take her out. 498 00:30:21,486 --> 00:30:23,864 Oh, that's all right. I-- it went down the wrong way. 499 00:30:23,864 --> 00:30:26,074 It was a nothing day. Really. 500 00:30:26,074 --> 00:30:28,035 Paperwork. I never left the office. 501 00:30:28,035 --> 00:30:30,037 Boring. 502 00:30:35,292 --> 00:30:38,211 I seem to have emptied my glass. 503 00:30:38,211 --> 00:30:42,340 Well, you'd better be careful how you drink that. It'll go to your head. 504 00:30:42,340 --> 00:30:45,135 That's where I want it to go, dear. 505 00:30:54,853 --> 00:30:58,273 If you'll excuse me, I think I'll freshen up. 506 00:31:00,442 --> 00:31:02,235 Mom, I'll join you. 507 00:31:11,578 --> 00:31:14,831 Uh, you might as well relax. They'll be in there for half an hour gabbing away. 508 00:31:14,831 --> 00:31:16,792 I don't really think it's gonna take that long, sir. 509 00:31:16,792 --> 00:31:18,210 No? 510 00:31:18,210 --> 00:31:20,295 Mother, I want to talk to you. 511 00:31:20,295 --> 00:31:23,548 Oh, my goodness. Look at me. Look at my eyes. 512 00:31:23,548 --> 00:31:26,093 - I have something to tell you. - I just don't know what it is with me and champagne. 513 00:31:26,093 --> 00:31:28,470 - It's not something I want to tell you. - Should have seen me last night. 514 00:31:28,470 --> 00:31:30,680 - Something I have to tell you. - Why don't you ask me about the wedding? 515 00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:33,225 - The wedding? - The wedding. Ask me about the wedding. 516 00:31:33,225 --> 00:31:35,060 Mother, how was the wedding? 517 00:31:35,060 --> 00:31:36,603 It was lovely. 518 00:31:37,187 --> 00:31:39,648 I mean, well, there was a certain point 519 00:31:39,648 --> 00:31:42,192 when I stopped paying attention to everybody else. 520 00:31:42,192 --> 00:31:45,445 And your father and I, we just danced the whole night. 521 00:31:45,445 --> 00:31:47,114 I mean, with each other. 522 00:31:47,114 --> 00:31:49,199 I mean, there is something about your father 523 00:31:49,199 --> 00:31:50,575 in a tuxedo. 524 00:31:51,159 --> 00:31:53,120 And he knows it too. 525 00:31:53,662 --> 00:31:56,832 It was wonderful dancing like that. I can't remember the last time we did it. 526 00:31:56,832 --> 00:32:00,335 Years, I think. And your father is a wonderful dancer. 527 00:32:00,335 --> 00:32:04,172 - He is, isn't he? - Yes. You know, I remember when we were dating-- 528 00:32:04,172 --> 00:32:06,842 starting to date, and, well, it was on Michigan Avenue. 529 00:32:06,842 --> 00:32:08,760 There was a little, uh, club. 530 00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:11,304 Um, Club Flamingo? 531 00:32:11,304 --> 00:32:14,391 Or was it Club Casablanca? I don't know. It was one of those awful names. 532 00:32:14,391 --> 00:32:17,144 And we were there every Saturday night. 533 00:32:18,270 --> 00:32:19,938 Last night was wonderful. 534 00:32:20,605 --> 00:32:21,898 Last night... 535 00:32:22,399 --> 00:32:23,859 was just like that. 536 00:32:23,859 --> 00:32:24,776 Hm. 537 00:32:34,494 --> 00:32:35,954 So how'd everything come out in there? 538 00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:38,039 - It didn't. - Mm-hmm. 539 00:32:39,833 --> 00:32:41,418 Thanks for a great dinner, Mr. Hayes. 540 00:32:42,085 --> 00:32:44,087 You're more than welcome, padre. 541 00:32:44,087 --> 00:32:45,672 How about you, Maddie? Did you have a nice meal? 542 00:32:45,672 --> 00:32:47,340 It was fine, Daddy. 543 00:32:48,967 --> 00:32:50,927 I had a nice dinner, too, dear. 544 00:32:50,927 --> 00:32:52,762 Yes, I can see that, sweetheart. 545 00:32:52,762 --> 00:32:55,557 See what I mean, Maddie? We don't talk very much anymore. 546 00:32:55,557 --> 00:32:57,976 Well, that's not true. We talk all the time. 547 00:32:57,976 --> 00:33:00,854 Oh, you're right. We talk all the time. 548 00:33:00,854 --> 00:33:03,773 We talk in our sleep. It's just that I'm not always awake to hear it. 549 00:33:03,773 --> 00:33:06,151 Did you hear the one about the ventriloquist who talked in his sleep? 550 00:33:06,151 --> 00:33:08,778 His wife had to go in the next room to hear anything. 551 00:33:09,988 --> 00:33:11,239 Listen. Hey. 552 00:33:12,532 --> 00:33:14,409 Anybody feel like some air? I want to walk off that dinner. 553 00:33:14,409 --> 00:33:16,411 Well, you walk. I feel like going upstairs, 554 00:33:16,411 --> 00:33:19,039 getting some sleep, and, uh, having a good chat. 555 00:33:19,039 --> 00:33:20,081 Oh. 556 00:33:22,209 --> 00:33:24,169 Ms. Hayes, how about if I walk you to your room? 557 00:33:24,169 --> 00:33:27,088 Oh, that's very sweet of you, Mr. Addison. 558 00:33:27,088 --> 00:33:29,257 Then, uh, Maddie can take a walk with her father. 559 00:33:29,257 --> 00:33:31,218 Yeah. Come on. Take a walk with the old man. 560 00:33:31,927 --> 00:33:33,094 See you later. 561 00:33:33,845 --> 00:33:35,138 Madam? 562 00:33:38,266 --> 00:33:40,977 - I don't know what's with your mother. - There's nothing with Mother. 563 00:33:40,977 --> 00:33:43,772 No, no, no. I mean her moods. Things she says. Like we don't talk. 564 00:33:43,772 --> 00:33:46,483 We talk all the time. I just don't know what's with her. 565 00:33:46,483 --> 00:33:47,901 There's nothing with Mother! 566 00:33:47,901 --> 00:33:49,402 Well... 567 00:33:49,402 --> 00:33:50,946 The way she was drinking at dinner. 568 00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:55,742 Look. I-- I'm not looking for pity, but sometimes it's all I can do to... 569 00:33:58,119 --> 00:33:59,579 - What? - Maddie? 570 00:33:59,579 --> 00:34:00,747 It's all you can do to what? What? 571 00:34:00,747 --> 00:34:02,207 What's the matter with you? 572 00:34:02,207 --> 00:34:03,917 - What! What! What! - Maddie! Maddie! Maddie. 573 00:34:03,917 --> 00:34:06,002 - What! What! What! - Maddie. 574 00:34:06,002 --> 00:34:07,504 - Maddie! - What! What! What! 575 00:34:07,504 --> 00:34:09,547 Maddie! What is the matter with you? 576 00:34:09,547 --> 00:34:11,758 - What! What! What! - Maddie! 577 00:34:15,178 --> 00:34:16,846 You know what really stinks, Dad? 578 00:34:16,846 --> 00:34:18,556 Is you're not even good at it. 579 00:34:18,556 --> 00:34:21,434 She's known! She's known all along. 580 00:35:34,341 --> 00:35:36,009 Good morning, ticklebug. 581 00:35:37,302 --> 00:35:39,220 Hi, Mom. 582 00:35:39,679 --> 00:35:42,015 Well, your father's still up in the room packing. 583 00:35:42,015 --> 00:35:44,768 I pleaded with him to come down, but... 584 00:35:51,441 --> 00:35:52,567 What? 585 00:35:52,567 --> 00:35:53,985 Nothing. 586 00:35:53,985 --> 00:35:55,862 You were looking at me. What? 587 00:35:56,488 --> 00:35:58,073 I must look terrible. 588 00:35:58,073 --> 00:36:00,408 No, I-- I wasn't thinking anything like that. 589 00:36:01,826 --> 00:36:06,414 Something in your face just now reminded me of when you were a little girl. 590 00:36:06,414 --> 00:36:08,249 That was a long time ago. 591 00:36:08,583 --> 00:36:09,459 Yes. 592 00:36:10,502 --> 00:36:11,503 No. 593 00:36:12,295 --> 00:36:14,172 You know, it's funny. 594 00:36:14,172 --> 00:36:16,800 When I was a young mother and you were a little girl, 595 00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:20,261 I thought, this is how it was meant to be. 596 00:36:20,887 --> 00:36:22,972 And then you grew up, and life changed. 597 00:36:23,682 --> 00:36:26,393 And I remember when I met your father for the first time. 598 00:36:26,393 --> 00:36:28,019 The same feelings. 599 00:36:28,019 --> 00:36:29,396 This is right. 600 00:36:29,396 --> 00:36:31,815 This is good. Hold on to this. 601 00:36:31,815 --> 00:36:33,650 And we grew. 602 00:36:33,650 --> 00:36:35,652 And we changed. 603 00:36:35,652 --> 00:36:37,529 And we loved each other. 604 00:36:37,529 --> 00:36:39,155 For better, for worse. 605 00:36:40,407 --> 00:36:41,700 Different. 606 00:36:43,034 --> 00:36:45,912 It rains, and it stops, and the sun comes out again. 607 00:36:47,414 --> 00:36:48,665 I think that must be... 608 00:36:49,582 --> 00:36:51,042 the secret of life. 609 00:36:54,129 --> 00:36:57,841 Your mother philosopher Candy Hayes. 610 00:36:59,300 --> 00:37:01,261 Wasn't there an actor with that name? 611 00:37:01,678 --> 00:37:03,012 Gabby Hayes. 612 00:37:03,012 --> 00:37:04,180 Ah. 613 00:37:04,180 --> 00:37:05,724 I've been called that too. 614 00:37:07,809 --> 00:37:09,352 Why don't you say something? 615 00:37:10,019 --> 00:37:12,522 You seem to have something on your mind. 616 00:37:12,522 --> 00:37:13,857 No. 617 00:37:18,319 --> 00:37:19,654 Yes. 618 00:37:19,654 --> 00:37:21,114 Would you like some coffee? 619 00:37:21,114 --> 00:37:22,532 Oh, yes. Thank you. 620 00:37:34,002 --> 00:37:36,171 What you said in my office the other day. 621 00:37:36,171 --> 00:37:39,090 Maddie, I do get hysterical, don't I? 622 00:37:39,090 --> 00:37:40,842 I mean, I hope it isn't hereditary. 623 00:37:42,177 --> 00:37:45,180 As a little girl, you were more of a door slammer 624 00:37:45,180 --> 00:37:46,681 like your father. 625 00:37:46,681 --> 00:37:48,057 Still am. 626 00:37:51,394 --> 00:37:52,479 Mom... 627 00:37:53,396 --> 00:37:55,106 I think he's a good man. 628 00:37:56,357 --> 00:37:57,692 He is, isn't he? 629 00:37:58,651 --> 00:38:01,821 I, um, think it would please him to hear you say that. 630 00:38:01,821 --> 00:38:03,323 Excuse me? 631 00:38:03,323 --> 00:38:06,117 I'd like you to do something for me, Maddie. 632 00:38:06,117 --> 00:38:07,619 What's that, Mom? 633 00:38:08,745 --> 00:38:10,955 Well, did you and your father get into something the other night? 634 00:38:10,955 --> 00:38:13,625 He didn't say anything, but he tossed and he turned. 635 00:38:14,209 --> 00:38:16,336 He seemed to be very upset about something. 636 00:38:16,336 --> 00:38:19,005 - Mom. - Maddie, I don't know what it was. 637 00:38:20,548 --> 00:38:22,800 But I think you should make it up with him. 638 00:38:25,762 --> 00:38:28,181 Maddie, please go upstairs... 639 00:38:28,181 --> 00:38:29,808 and talk with him. 640 00:38:32,477 --> 00:38:34,187 You're really crazy about him, aren't you? 641 00:38:37,732 --> 00:38:39,526 I think he's a good man too. 642 00:38:45,907 --> 00:38:47,659 Come in. It's open. 643 00:38:53,998 --> 00:38:55,959 That's all the luggage on the bed. 644 00:39:14,686 --> 00:39:16,896 I called down about 10 minutes ago 645 00:39:16,896 --> 00:39:18,982 to have them send the car around. 646 00:39:18,982 --> 00:39:20,942 You should be able to throw the luggage right in the trunk. 647 00:39:29,826 --> 00:39:32,996 Mom said she thought maybe we had something to talk about. 648 00:39:37,876 --> 00:39:39,919 - I guess Mom was wrong. - Don't-- 649 00:39:43,006 --> 00:39:44,340 Don't go, please. 650 00:39:50,346 --> 00:39:52,140 For what it's worth, I, uh... 651 00:39:52,932 --> 00:39:55,226 I didn't sleep a wink last night because... 652 00:39:57,729 --> 00:40:01,608 I was afraid I'd fall asleep, and if I fell asleep, I'd die. 653 00:40:02,358 --> 00:40:03,943 And if I died... 654 00:40:03,943 --> 00:40:06,613 knowing that you hate me... 655 00:40:09,699 --> 00:40:11,618 I don't hate you. 656 00:40:16,956 --> 00:40:19,375 It's over, Maddie. It's all over. Really. 657 00:40:19,375 --> 00:40:21,169 I love you, Daddy. 658 00:40:21,169 --> 00:40:24,380 I love you. Really, really, I do. 659 00:40:24,380 --> 00:40:26,424 It's all over. All of it. 660 00:40:26,424 --> 00:40:29,469 It will never happen again. 661 00:40:31,638 --> 00:40:33,640 I love you. 662 00:40:48,571 --> 00:40:50,573 Mr. Addison, she's coming. 663 00:41:02,627 --> 00:41:05,213 - How'd things go with your parents? - Went fine. 664 00:41:10,885 --> 00:41:11,970 Oh. 665 00:41:19,310 --> 00:41:21,729 If she gets any calls, send them in to my office, all right? 666 00:41:23,272 --> 00:41:25,358 Sure thing, Mr. Addison. 667 00:41:55,596 --> 00:41:57,098 That's long enough. 668 00:41:58,057 --> 00:42:01,519 - Long enough? - You have been sitting in here since 11:30 this morning. 669 00:42:01,519 --> 00:42:03,271 What do you say you and I go out, eat too much, 670 00:42:03,271 --> 00:42:04,939 drink too much, get a little stupid? 671 00:42:04,939 --> 00:42:07,483 My parents' plane landed 20 minutes ago. 672 00:42:07,483 --> 00:42:08,526 It did? 673 00:42:08,526 --> 00:42:10,194 I called the airline. 674 00:42:10,194 --> 00:42:11,946 The got in fine. Just fine. 675 00:42:11,946 --> 00:42:13,614 That's great. And everything's okay? 676 00:42:14,198 --> 00:42:17,243 - As okay as it can be. - Oh, then I guess we can forget about Plan B. 677 00:42:17,243 --> 00:42:18,745 - Plan B? - Plan B. 678 00:42:18,745 --> 00:42:20,872 - And what is Plan B? - Well, I saw the trouble 679 00:42:20,872 --> 00:42:22,790 you were having with your parents, and I was thinking of adopting you. 680 00:42:22,790 --> 00:42:24,459 - Adopting me? - Adopting you. Yeah, it'd be great. 681 00:42:24,459 --> 00:42:25,960 - I could bounce you on my knee. - Really? 682 00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:28,504 - Tell you stories at bedtime. - Uh-huh. 683 00:42:29,213 --> 00:42:30,715 Would I have my own room? 684 00:42:31,632 --> 00:42:33,050 Kids today. 685 00:42:33,050 --> 00:42:34,802 It's always, gimme, gimme, gimme. 686 00:42:46,731 --> 00:42:51,277 ♪ Some walk by night ♪ 687 00:42:51,277 --> 00:42:56,115 ♪ Some fly by day ♪ 688 00:42:56,115 --> 00:43:00,119 ♪ Nothing could change you ♪ 689 00:43:00,119 --> 00:43:05,625 ♪ Set and sure of the way ♪ 690 00:43:05,625 --> 00:43:10,296 ♪ There is the sun and moon ♪ 691 00:43:10,296 --> 00:43:14,884 ♪ They sing their own sweet tune ♪ 692 00:43:14,884 --> 00:43:19,514 ♪ Watch them when dawn is due ♪ 693 00:43:19,514 --> 00:43:24,268 ♪ Sharing one space ♪ 694 00:43:24,268 --> 00:43:28,856 ♪ We'll walk by night, babe ♪ 695 00:43:28,856 --> 00:43:33,820 ♪ We'll fly by day ♪ 696 00:43:33,820 --> 00:43:37,824 ♪ Moonlighting strangers ♪ 697 00:43:37,824 --> 00:43:47,834 ♪ Who just met on the way ♪